apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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