Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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