Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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