I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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