she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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