the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
third nipple confirmed
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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