Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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