Just fell off a train. Bad.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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