Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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