where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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