YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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