Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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