I need help removing her.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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