I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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