her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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