if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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