That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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