Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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