Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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