Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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