You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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