Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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