Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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