big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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