**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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