yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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