plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
