you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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