Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
this will be a night to untag.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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