i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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