You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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