WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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