I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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