Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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