just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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