Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
