I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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