...so i touched it.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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