doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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