I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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