how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
