in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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