im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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