Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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