It was confusing and full of hummus
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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