Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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