He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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