My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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