Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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