Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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