My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
