we have officially lost it.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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