Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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