do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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