found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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