also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we made out on top of his cat.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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